1. .. has fallen and can’t get up.
  2. .. is planning on jumping on the next passing train to see the country.
  3. .. is staring intently at the inside of his hat.
  4. .. is conducting a scientific study to determine how many chiggers and ticks he can collect in one hour.
  5. .. is on strike. The farming and photography gigs have worn him out.
  6. .. has been tied to the ground by a bunch of tiny people with ropes.
  7. None of the above.
  8. All of the above.


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