- .. has fallen and can’t get up.
- .. is planning on jumping on the next passing train to see the country.
- .. is staring intently at the inside of his hat.
- .. is conducting a scientific study to determine how many chiggers and ticks he can collect in one hour.
- .. is on strike. The farming and photography gigs have worn him out.
- .. has been tied to the ground by a bunch of tiny people with ropes.
- None of the above.
- All of the above.
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