Kitty’s Hunting Skills

You know how predators, like Kitty, usually spend minutes, maybe hours, patiently stalking their prey?

Well, not Kitty. Yesterday, she decided stalking her prey is a waste of time.

So she sat here for about a half hour.

“YAWN, I’m tired”

The goldfinches were up in the elm tree the entire time chattering fowl foul language at her, something along the lines of,

“You gotta be kidding, we’re not coming down to the bird-feeder while you’re there, so beat it kid!”

And Kitty replied,

“KKKKK -kkkkkkk -KkkkKK-“

 And the goldfinches replied,

“Big deal, we’re so scared!”   – amid chirpy guffaws of laughter.

Kitty licked her chops…

and stared…

and stared….

I finally resolved the stand-off by picking up the vicious wily predator –

“NO, NO, NO, put me down…I almost had one of them!!!”

 and taking her into the house, where she stalked around switching her tail back and forth, muttering under her breath, and giving me dirty looks.

 But then I poured a little milk into her dish,

“Oh boy, MILK!!!”

and all her troubles were forgotten.

xooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Suzanne

Cattle, corn, wheat, beans, mud, snow, ice, and drought. Plenty of fresh air and quiet. Our life is sometimes heartbreaking, sometimes joyous, but never boring.

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12 Responses

  1. Carol says:

    Miss Kitty is so pretty, I love the pictures you post, I can almost reach out and touch her. Please give her a scratch behind the ear from me! Your conversations are hysterical, I’m still laughing!

    • Suzanne says:

      Glad you get a kick out of Kitty. We do too. It’s how she earns her living around our place. comic relief.

  2. Glenda says:

    She had more staying power than most of the cats that wander through my yard to hunt at the bird feeders.
    Great narrative!

    • Suzanne says:

      I was surprised too. I was doing chores and every time I looked up there she was in the same spot, just looking.

  3. Elizabeth says:

    I just adore Kitty! She such a beautiful cat (or is it your photos)?? Thanks for posting Kitty updates just make my day!

  4. Nancy says:

    I love to hear from kitty. She’s so beautiful & clever!

  5. Rebecca says:

    I think the birds were singing to Kitty……”Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, SLEEPY kitty, purr, purr, purr.”

  6. Dianna says:

    Once again, beautiful photos of Kitty, combined with your imaginative dialogue make for a wonderful post!

  7. Louise S says:

    That’s what I call “focused.” She’s such a pretty kitty; I love her colors!

  8. Doe in Mi says:

    Kitty’s nose is so cute. Almost looks like she needs a tissue -lol. She is so beautiful and cute too.

  9. Lynda M O says:

    OMG, the happy kitty song from Big Bang Theory-LOL. I love that tune. When Penny sings it to Sheldon I nearly peed y pants laughing.

  10. Debbie says:

    I love your Kitty posts! And I love this one!
    (I also love the Soft Kitty song from TBBT!)
    I’m glad she can’t actually get the birds!
    It is so cool to hear when cats do that “KKKKKKK” sound!
    Kitty is so pretty & photogenic! What a great subject she is for you!

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