How To Clean Your Calf

You know how when mothers see dirt or food on their kid’s face and they lick their finger and wipe off the offending dirt?

Well, cows have streamlined this step and just lick their kid’s faces directly with their huge enormous dinosaur tongues.

“Ugh Junior, I don’t know how you get so dirty”

“Well the other kids were down in the creek – Oww Ma- you’re in my eye – playing in the mud and – “

“How many times have I told you – HOLD STILL–  not to play in the mud!?”

“But Ma, everybody else was in there and they asked me to join in and  – “

“And I suppose if everybody else jumped off a cliff you would too?  Hold still, almost got it!”

“But Ma, we don’t have any cliffs here.”

*Sigh*  “Just stop talking Junior, please, just stop talking..”

“Sorry Ma, Love you.”

“Love you too Junior.”

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8 Responses

  1. Tina says:

    Cute calf and comments! Hope you all are doing fine in your part of Kansas with all the tornado activity. Stay safe.

  2. Laura says:

    Luv it!

  3. Pam K. says:

    Hahaha! So cute!

  4. Mary says:

    I love it!!! Great commentary. Next week kids, how to clean your nose with your tongue. Yum Yum. Lol

    Thanks for the laughs

  5. Dianna says:

    Oh, that is so cute!!
    Yes, I used to lick my finger to “wash” my son’s face. And then one day…..he reached the age…..that he held up his hand and said…..”Mom, don’t ever do that again!”. (sigh)

  6. Doe of Mi. says:

    Love it. Way to cute!

  7. Aw, what a precious post! That is the cutest thing. My favorite photo is #2…so cute!

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