And while I was trying to decide what to wear….
…kitty hopped into the drawer and made herself at home.
KITTY: Oh Hey, this is a really nice place to take a nap!
ME: No, it’s my dresser drawer, not a bed.
KITTY: Why didn’t you tell me about this before? It’s perfect!
ME: Because I didn’t want you lying on my clean clothes.
KITTY: It’s all soft and warm…
ME: Please get out.
KITTY: And sheltered from the elements…
ME: We don’t have any elements in the house. Now please get out.
KITTY: I’m going to do all my napping in here from now on.
ME: I’m going to close the drawer trapping you in there…so you’d better get out.
KITTY: You seem kinda grumpy…maybe YOU need to take a nap. Here, I’ll move over, there’s room for both of us in here.