Me: You had something to say to the folks, Muffy?
Me: Go ahead, they’re listening.
Muffin: Um….ok…. I had a bad day yesterday. I didn’t get any breakfast.
Me: Anything else?
Muffin: Oh Yeah. I was put in the cage carrier thing. Then I was taken to a strange place and left there. Strange people handled me and then I took a long nap. When I woke up, I felt a draft on my bum. I looked down there and saw that they had shaved my bum!!!! Wanna see?
Me: NO no! That’s ok, Muffy. They’ll take your word for it. Here you are when we got the to vet’s office yesterday morning.
Me: You look really sad there.
Muffin: Uh huh. I was scared.
Me: And here you are when I picked you up later in the afternoon.
Muffin: I was SOOO glad to see you!!!
Me: And I was so glad to see you too! And when I took you home, Kitty was glad to see you.
Muffin: She told me I smelled funny. So I called her a poopyhead.
Me: Yes…well, let’s not go into that right now. You ate a lot when you got home didn’t you?
Muffin: Yes! I was so hungry!
Me: And here you are later in the evening after I had just taken my shower. What are you doing here?
Muffin: Um…. you have really messy fur. I was trying to fix it.
Me: Thank you Muffy. So how are you doing today?
Muffin: Much better! I wrestled with Kitty this morning and I whooped her a**!!!
Me: Muffin!! We don’t use that word!