Crappy Two-Percent Milk

I’ve just poured milk into Kitty’s dish. She looks forward to this all day.

But wait…. What’s going on here?


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miss kitty milk

Me:  (Being sarcastic) “Kitty, you’re going to have to get closer to your milk to drink it.”

Miss Kitty:  (deadpan)  “Who said I wanted to drink it?”

Me:  (with enthusiasm) “It’s your afternoon treat!”

Miss Kitty:  (deadpan) “It tastes more like punishment.”

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Me: “Oh Kitty….  This is what we drink here. We’re watching our waists.”

Kitty:  “I’m not.  I want fresh whole cream.”

Me:  “We’re watching your waist for you. You have a tendency to gain weight without hardly eating anything.”

Kitty:   *sigh*



Kitty: “Someday, I’m going to escape from this prison and run away to the land of milk and honey.”

Me (The Warden):  “We love you anyway Kitty.”



Cattle, corn, wheat, beans, mud, snow, ice, and drought. Plenty of fresh air and quiet. Our life is sometimes heartbreaking, sometimes joyous, but never boring.

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10 Responses

  1. Alica says:

    You need a cow…just for kitty! Maybe you should have kept “the prisoner” penned up a while longer to accommodate kitty’s needs! 🙂

  2. LOL!! Poor little Princess Kitty.

  3. Jeanne says:

    🙂 Pardon my chuckles! This was really cute, especially with the tiara on Miss Kitty! I was sort of surprised that she went ahead and drank it! Cats can be so persnickety!

  4. Jeanne says:

    P.S. It would be very interesting to know why my copy of Window on the Prairie doesn’t come until late in the day! It just showed up a few minutes ago. I’ve noticed that before….

    • Suzanne says:

      It’s an RSS feed thing…I subscribe to other blogs too, and the feeds don’t show up until about 12 hours later. Not sure why, but it’s out of my control unfortunately.

      • Jeanne says:

        Oh. I was wondering if it might just be my server! I had just noticed that others had written comments quite a bit earlier than when I received my copy. It doesn’t really matter! I just enjoy your writings and pictures!! Thanks!

  5. Becca says:

    Even a Queen must make compromises for the good of all (subjects).

  6. Carol says:

    How old is Kitty? She still looks like a Kitten! Does Kitty zip around the house going at least 90 miles an hour? She needs to keep up her strength mom. ;- )

    • Suzanne says:

      About 6 years old. And yes, she does zip around the house at 90mph. She likes to grab our leg on the way past and keep running. My life expectancy is a little shorter every day because of her. 🙂

  7. Beth says:

    poor kitty has my sympathy.. 2% is a punishment.. :)))

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