Kitty And The Whoopie Pies

When I was making the whoopie pies on Sunday, Kitty was absent from the kitchen –

until it was time for the CREAM CHEESE filling.

Kitty:  *Sniff sniff*   “Mmmmmmmmm…..CREAM CHEESE………”


Kitty:  “I think……………..I’ll have…….”


Kitty:  “THAT ONE!”


Me:  “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”  “Feet OFF!  I don’t even want to THINK about where your tootsies have been girl!”  

Kitty:   “Geez…..kinda loud there.”

Me:  “Here, let’s clean the cream cheese off your little foot before you track it around the house.”

Kitty:  “But – But –  I was going to lick that off my foot.”

Kitty wandered off with her hurt feelings while I finished assembling the whoopie pies. When I was done, I had a little bit of filling left. So Kitty and I shared it. (Harland wasn’t home.)

Me:  “Here you go Kitty.”


Kitty:  “Mmmmm”


Kitty:  “Mmmmmmmmmmm”

Me:  “Sorry I yelled at you Kitty.”

Kitty:  “That’s ok, you’re only a human.” 

Me:  “Aren’t you going to apologize for what you did?”

Kitty:  “Hmm?  Did I do something wrong?”

Me:  *Sigh*



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6 Responses

  1. Lynda M O says:

    Yeah, like we ever do Anything Wrong… and puh-leez, apologies are for humans who can write and bake cookies – not imperial kittehs,

    Not my CatCat either, she looks at me as if all the problems of the world are of my making and she only she an solve them. As her tail flicks onto my keyboard even as I type this about her. She drops her back leg onto my space bar advancing the page whether i am ready or not !~!

  2. Glenda says:

    Classic Kitty!

  3. Kathy says:

    What a mean human to not let Kitty do exactly as she wants. At least that is how my Jenny would feel. Thanks for another great Kitty story.

  4. Dianna says:

    Yes, that’s so typical kitty! I share yogurt and Cool Whip with Sundae

  5. Doe in Mi says:

    Reminds me of a cat I know, who happens to live with me. LOL

  6. Beth R says:

    We have a little min pin and everytime i make pot roast little guy lays on the floor in front of the oven and does guards duty.. if i dont have some ready for him before we set down he chews us out..

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